so I pickup Wannabe Freak Boy tonight from the only gay bar in town. he is a regular customer and so yes I know more about him and his existence then I should know. he gets in the car and is like, ” I stayed out later than I should because it seems like all these chicks kept coming up to me and expecting me to psychoanlyze them.” so, okay, he didn’t say that exactly but it is basically what he said.
then Wannabe Freak Boy starts to tell me about this one 40 some year old chick who said, “I will pay you to point me in the right directions and listen to my problems.” obviously, he didn’t take her money but if that was me and I just spent money for the cover charge and then my drinks then of course I would take the money. how long was she going to keep him there for? 2:00a.m. ? when all the bars close and everyone gets kicked out? i listen to everyones problems already for free for as long as they are sitting in my cab.
but……….I am analyzing that [(dant dant dant) dramatic intro] his first story is just smoke leading up to the fire.
now we are in the Mc Donalds drive thru and Wannabe Freak Boy says, “You don’t understand”, in other words…they didn’t want to talk about what you think they want to talk about. I’m like OKAY. with the voice inflection of “if you say so but I don’t want to know.” Does he listen to my subtly hint of voice inflection? of course not.
he continues…”so this one chick, who is a lawyer, not a paralegal but a lawyer and (something else she did but I don’t remember), who is married to a cop
says, “I get bored with sex, my husband tries everything to arouse me but it doesn’t work, ya da yada ya da.”
then he jumps from that to say that he asked her,”Why did you ask me, (I guess she wanted to cheat on her husband with him), why are you telling me this, so on and so forth” and her reply was well I think you are hot and I want to sleep with you.”
obviously he didn’t sleep with her because I took him home alone. but he stops the story right there. doesn’t tell me what he says to her.
now here is the fire. his purpose of even telling me that was:
1. he wanted me to think that he is hot.
2. he wanted me to think about him and sex and another woman wanting him.
3. he wanted me to know that he is likable by other chicks.
why do I think that? because there was no point to his story, and he didn’t finish it. we still had about 10 min. left on the ride.
what do you think?
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